Show(s) in Seattle!

Dammit Liz just reminded me that I haven’t mentioned this on my website. THIS IS WHY THEY PAY HER THE BIG BUCKS, PEOPLE!

Bring your moms!

In an effort to add a real, physical deadline for writing new songs, I’m trying to host a series of shows in Seattle, wherein I promise to present new material at each and every show. For the foreseeable future they’re going to be every other month (speaking of which, we need to just decide as English-speakers what “bimonthly” means, because “every other month” and “twice a month” are VERY TOTALLY SUPER DIFFERENT), but my long game is to become such a productive song factory that I can swing one every month.

It’s in this lovely “listening room” in the aft of this bar called Copper Gate in Ballard. You may know Ballard from its Kingdom Of Cards, or for its how it used to be where Archie McPhee was, or from that that Seattle-based sketch show that nobody watched.

If you like boobs and vikings, you’re going to love the Copper Gate. I’m actually neutral on both of these subjects, but the Copper Gate incorporates both with tastefulness and panache.
Did I mention that the door to the listening room is shaped like a giant vagina? It is. But again, tastefulness and panache.

I’m excited but mostly terrified. It feels good to be terrified, though, and I think it’s healthy to be terrified every once in a while.

ERMAGER FACEBERK
ERMAGER GERGLE PLERZ

Hope to see you there!

In defense of the paper umbrella

I like cocktails.
I especially like classic, Old Man kind of cocktails, because I feel really cool and savvy when I order “a Presbyterian, on the rocks” or “scotch, neat.”

Cocktail lingo is the COOLEST. People who have highly specific and jargon-dense cocktail orders are WAY hotter than people who have highly specific and jargon-dense Starbucks orders, and that’s just SCIENCE. When James Bond orders a “vodka martini, shaken, with a twist,” that’s COOL. But if James Bond orders a “half-caff upside down caramel macchiato,” that’s LAME.

The thing about these hip drinks is they’re usually sort of lacking in cheer or color. Sometimes you get some half-assed garnish: a citrus rind, or a maraschino cherry. Maraschino cherries add color to cocktails, but they are also saccharine bullshit and they are full of bleach and red dye. SCREW THAT.

Of all cocktail garnishes, paper umbrellas are my favorite. I like trying to open and close their crappy cardboard spokes. I like putting them in my water when I’ve finished my cocktail. They’re kitschy, disposable fun.

I can’t order most of the tropical drinks that come standard with paper umbrellas, because I’m allergic to pineapple juice, and sugary cocktails give me a headache anyway. So I find that I’m forced to choose between plain cocktails that make me sound cool, or paper umbrellas in cocktails that make my insides itchy.
OR AM I?

In my lifetime, I’d like to be able to go into a bar and order “scotch, neat, in the shade” and get a straight scotch garnished with a paper umbrella. If I order a “Cuba Libre in the shade,” I want to get a rum & Coke with lime and a paper umbrella.

Tiny paper umbrellas are great because they’re functionally useless. Other garnishes claim to have a purpose, to add some sort of flavor to their host cocktail. But with paper umbrellas, their inclusion is a purely aesthetic choice. A paper umbrella shows up in a drink, and everyone at the table goes “What did YOU order?” Their only purpose is to add color and cheer, and I think the world needs more gratuitous color and cheer.

Let’s make this happen, people! Next time you’re ordering a drink in a bar, whatever it is, order it “in the shade.” If the bartender asks you to explain, be cool about it. If they don’t have paper umbrellas, say “I’ll just have water.”

Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred, with a twist, in the shade.

New Year, west coast, POSTCARDS?

I’m about to start up the coast to meet The Doubleclicks and start our BIG WEST COAST TOUR.

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been using Bandcamp to offer postcards from the road. Due to my shoving off tomorrow and not having access to a printer, I was going to close that up tomorrow, but I remembered as I was typing this just now that I have a printer at my house in Seattle, so I can totally wait until the 6th! which is good, because these are actually pretty fun to write.
Proceeds from these postcards will go directly into keeping gas in our tank so we can get from show to show.

  • 1/5 — Seattle, WA
    Wayward Coffeehouse, 8pm
  • 1/6 — Portland, OR
    Things From Another World, 7:30pm
  • 1/8 — Sacramento, CA
    Great Escape Games, 7:30pm
  • 1/9 — Palo Alto, CA
    house concert, 7pm
  • 1/10 — Santa Clara, CA
    Illusive Comics & Games, 7:30pm
  • 1/11 — San Francisco, CA
    house concert, 7:30pm
  • 1/12 — Oakland, CA
    Endgame!, 7pm
  • 1/15 — Hollywood, CA
    M Bar & Restaurant, 7pm
  • 1/16 — San Diego, CA
    house concert, 7pm

More info about any of these shows at http://sweetafton23.com/irl/.

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Things in the works!

The Ladies Of Ragnarok tour has left me, Dammit Liz, and The Doubleclicks alive! The tour was so much fun, and we all learned a lot that will help make our future tours and other collaborations run more smoothly, I hope. I’ve still got a bunch of vlogs I need to edit…

I had a couple weeks to cool off, and then did NerdNightOut in Portland in early November, and then flew home for Thanksgiving and then subsequently turned 23 or something.

This Saturday in Seattle I’m going to be part of Dammit Liz’s “The Dammit Liz Holiday Special.” I’m still getting details myself about what’s going to happen, but if you like improv and holiday-themed cosplay (at the same time? I don’t know, maybe), I understand that it is the place you want to be.

Then on December 21st, The Doubleclicks and I are going to be doing a live-streamed concert, all over the internet — and I am REALLY excited about this one, guys. There are some details on Facebook about time and place, and that’s about what we know for now. The Doubleclicks have given me full creative control over this one for some reason, so stay tuned to this space for more info. All I know right now is that I’m going to be eating a lot of hot dogs. (Yes, I wrote that into the script.)

Then in January (early-to-mid) I’ll be going on tour with The Doubleclicks basically along the west coast of the US. We already have dates set in stone, but there is room in between for house concerts or game store shows. If you live anywhere near the Interstate-5 freeway and can host a concert, we want to hear from you! Email me or Angela and we’ll have a little chat.

Also it’s not going to happen today but sometime this week I’m going to release an updated version of the Beard Song! featuring The Doubleclicks on the OtherStuff!

After that, a cruise! and then con season. More on those when they get closer.

Tour!

Hi, all! I’m currently in the Ladies of Ragnarok tour van, and we are hauling down the road towards Norristown PA to do a house concert tonight. Currently Liz is driving, Angela is navigating, Aubrey is sleeping in the back seat, and I’m pecking away at the FryPad.

Our show in Madison this weekend marked the halfway point of this tour, and already so much has happened. We’ve burnt through four Honorary Ladies Of Ragnarok (Marian Call, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Joseph Scrimshaw); we’ve stayed in multiple nerdy and welcoming households; I went to Ford’s Theater; I rode a roller coaster inside a mall; I looked at stuff that is actually going to go into space one day; in DC I sang Road Trip from an inflatable captain’s chair (which was an OMEN OF THINGS TO COME as it turns out because in Columbus I lost my voice and had to recite Road Trip in the style of Bill Shatner); more than once I’ve fallen asleep in one state and woken up in another. I also caught a head cold, and played the last three shows with it. (There is so much EmergenC in this Gatorade I’m drinking that I’m basically using it as pudding mix.)

There are a lot of things I’ll miss when the tour is over, but I look forward to not having a Doubleclicks song stuck in my head all the time. I look forward to seeing my high-tech coffee robot every morning, and having regular access to fresh fruit. I also look forward to not having this cold anymore.

We’ve been posting videos along the way. The Doubleclicks have been posting daily behind-the-scenes videos on their YouTube channel, and I’ve been doing more detail-oriented long-form less often on my channel. So far there are only three of mine, but I just figured out that I can edit vlogs in the van so I’ll try to play catch-up soon.

We just drove by a sign that says “internet truck parking.” When will you learn that the internet is not a big truck?!

Big tour! Ragnarok! BOTH!

Since all the morning news shows started pooping their pants about it, I was pretty proud of myself for successfully quarantining myself from Call Me Maybe. But then it was on the radio in a taxi I took at San Diego ComicCon and I didn’t want to be that guy that went “EW NO change the station NOW. NOWWW.” And now I want to start all my blogs and things with “I just met you and this is crazy, but [declarative statement] so [imperative verb phrase] maybe?” THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE WARNED ME ABOUT.

I’m going on an east coast tour with The Doubleclicks. At first it was a chain of house shows that Angela had put together, and then we introduced a Dammit Liz to the equation and BOOM. Now there are venues, and special guests, and a pretty and informative website!

But as it turns out, traveling four people and a cello across the country for a tour has a pretty big overhead. We’ve reached out to some of our favorite geeky companies and podcasts to help us finance big things like airfare and gas for our tour van, but we also have to put aside money for shipping all our gear to Boston, and doing laundry a couple times, and feeding ourselves between shows. (We’ve almost entirely cut out the need for a hotel budget by crashing with locals in every city. Huzzar!)

This is where we need your help. We’re going to make an exclusive Official Tour Sponsor shirt, for which I did the art. We’re also offering to send a personalized postcard from the road, from all of us, in exchange for a donation of $100 or more. The revenue from these things will go towards keeping us fed and alive between shows and also keeping us from smelling weird. I’ll also be vlogging a bunch from the road. You don’t have to pay anything for that, I’m just really looking forward to doing it.

I just met you, and this is crazy, but tours are pricey, so buy shirts maybe?

My God, it’s full of hyperlinks!

First thing’s first: the big graduation show was a bigger success. Jade Gordon made a beautiful poster just for the occasion, Vixy & Tony lent their musical chops (and their musical friends) to making my songs sound lush and amazing, and Dammit Liz put my head on straight and put me in a proper venue (the show would have been in a coffee shop if I had my way). Marian Call and The Doubleclicks shared in the rocking, and Stepto and Kris Straub literally made out onstage to stretch for time, which we –er– appreciated? And if you haven’t seen them yet, Rasmus Rasmussen (who has a gifted eye for photography and also great taste in WordPress themes) took gorgeous photos of what happened both onstage and backstage. Squeeee.

Graham Stark did an amazeballs job putting together a set of Behind The Music-style biographical shorts, which I’ve included after the jump. The original plan was to finish editing them while he was on a bus down to Seattle on the day of the show and hand them to us on a thumb drive, but he got stopped at the border and sent back into Canada. So he sat in an internet cafe and, with a dying laptop battery, uploaded the videos so we could download them onsite—Some of them were still being downloaded during the show! So if you see Graham on the internets, give him a big ol’ internet hug for me, won’t you? (I will not be held responsible if you give him an IRL hug.)


I’ll be spending a lot of time with The Doubleclicks in the next 6 months. First we’re going to be scheming at GeekGirlCon in Seattle, and then we’re sharing a show at Bridge City Comics in Portland on August 19th. It’s literally in the courtyard of a comic book shop, so come and open up your folding chair next to us.

Then I’m going to Dragon*Con. The Doubleclicks will not be there, but Marian Call will be, as well as Ken Plume, fighting robots, and pretty much every costume that has ever been made by humans. I might be on panels and stuff, and there’s a big concert thing on Saturday at which I will definitely be playing music.

Then The Doubleclicks and myself are embarking on a three-week east coast/midwest tour! We’re nailing down final details and should have that ready in the next week or so. In the meantime, I’ve fixed up most of my website, and made my Shows page actually usable! YAY ME.

Then The Doubleclicks and I are going on a cruise together in February.

I’ve cracked open the Tumblr doodleblog, and also got a portable scanner, so all kinds of wacky doodles are probably going to come out of that.

I’ve also picked the busiest and most wrongheaded time to think about opening an Etsy shop. More on that later.

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Shit is getting so real!

Finals week of my last semester as a full time college student is approaching, and after that I have to take a summer class for 6 weeks to wrap up one last unit to complete the graduation requirements, and then I receive my degree and I am out of here like Steve Martin.

I guess it’s traditional to ask a graduating senior what their post-college plans are.  My friends have answers like “I’m going to grad school” or “I’m doing Teach For America” or “I landed a job,” but my answer is “I’m doing a show at the Triple Door with all my friends.”

I’m excited and terrified to announce Molly Lewis’s Big Musical Graduation Party at The Triple Door in Seattle on June 24th.  There will be superfriends, there will be lots of alcohol, and most importantly, there will be music. Probably like 2.5 hours of music, at least.

Here is the Faceberk event page, and the official Triple Door event page where you can buy tickets.

I’m so excited… I’m so scared!

VEDiA Killed the Radio Star

So I’ve been working on this Video Every Day in April project all this month, and in the first video I said that I was calling it Video Every Day instead of “Vlog” Every Day so that I could make a video about music or pie if I wanted. Everybody quickly came to the conclusion that pie is great and should be made on camera by me at some point.

So we’re at the end of April and I’m 10 videos behind, but I still got my marbles together and made a pie, carefully set up my camera to film every step, worked really hard to make the editing snappy, set it to an Andrew Bird song I’ve always wanted to use in montage, and put it on YouTube this evening.

Within a few minutes, I was getting feedback that the video wasn’t playing back in America.

Allow me to be the first to say What in the shit, YouTube?  What in the motherfucking shit is wrong with you?


So I dropped a few Hamiltons to get a storage upgrade to my WordPress account, so here you go.

I hope you enjoy this video as much as I enjoy pie.