Comments on: zombies vs. mummies

By: scompo

scompo — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:01:02 +0000

Zombies and mummies doesn’t go on one another, so I think they’re different.. But I know a zombie who loves a mummy and then they broke up.. The mummy eats the zombie brain, they’re smart dammit!
However, great songs, I love them!

By: Lyla

Lyla — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:41:31 +0000

No way, zombies and mummies are completely different. Duh.

P.S. You are too awesome for words.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:06:39 +0000

I don’t think mummies are even hungry – they’re just pissed that you woke them up. The last mummy I encountered was actually a pretty nice guy when I explained to him what had happened and it was an accident that I woke him. After we talked things out, I just hummed “hush little baby,” shut his tomb quietly and was on my way.

By: Casual Dave

Casual Dave — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:18:09 +0000

Sounds like the start of a song! “nearest succulent brain” sounds like a great background vocal repeat, for more inspiration don’t forget The Hooters “all you zombies” maybe you’ll write the theme song for paperlillies internet zombie movie, and really the undead are people too, they wanted to treated as individuals, do ukulele players like to be compared to accordion players? Do all uke players have unreasonable amounts of cats and wear trashy hawaiian shirts? hmm, how do you like it?!?

By: punkwc

punkwc — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:33:49 +0000

Ok. So i completly agree with you on the mummies vs. Zombies thing. I just wanted to drop in a reading suggestion.
There is an AMAZING book called “World War Z” that if you haven’t read is quite amazing. It is all about a Zombie war that destroys a heck of a lot of Earth. It is writtne by the same guy who wrote the Zombie Survival guide. You should check it out.
Also a difference that I have noticed is that Zombies pass on the undeadness. They bite and create more zombies. Mummies however are a solo creature and can not produce.

By: Lizziye G.

Lizziye G. — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:58:37 +0000

Actually, its quite simple

you see zombies are live people that got some type of bite or disease that took over their brains and bodies so they are always hungry because they no longer have that stomach – brain connection. If the zombies are in the US then the brains is really the only edible part of the average American body because of a whole nother debate about MCDONALDS and its impact on people.

Mummies are people who have been DEAD for a long time and them wake up because somebody stole their treasure or something. They chase u around because they think u are their servants and they are hungry and they want their treasure back … they couldn’t care less about how delicious or not your brains were.

thats what my brain thinks about that so yeah

later

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:21:17 +0000

I’m rather surprised no-one’s said this yet.

Zombies. They’re not unreasonable. They’re not going to eat your eyes.

As for the shuffling, have you seen that Dawn Of The Dead remake? No shuffling in that one. They’re just about as fast as rabid squirrels!

BTW hi, love your videos, love your music, etc.

By: Tiffi

Tiffi — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:02:39 +0000

There exist some specialist literature that covers this problem in special …
The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead

The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead (Zen of Zombie Series)

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:44:33 +0000

I have very little time for mummies to be honest. In my opinion they are just extravagant zombies trying to justify their lust for violence.

But then again I am extremely undeadist (its a word, look it up….)

By: sheepster

sheepster — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:06:02 +0000

As researched by Tyler: “[In egypt] The brain, thought to be useless, was pulled out through the nose with hooks, then discarded.”

Surely, if the mummy has kept up-to-date on modern medicine then they know what value the brain has in today’s society. They’re probably bitter over the fact that their own brain was removed without their consent.

“Oh, sure. Take my brain but leave my pancreas why don’t you…”

From here, I see two likely paths for the discerning mummy.

1) They try to get a new brain so that they may blend in better with today’s brain-loving society. You’re in danger if you’re the one who disturbs the mummy, but after he’s had one brain, he’s satisfied and, hopefully, a more sentient, understanding mummy.

2) They decide to spread their wrath on the human race, eating any brain it finds just to spite us. If they can’t have a brain, no-one can.

If they go down path 2, then yes. They’re absolutely zombies in disguise. But following path 1 (which I believe to be more likely), they’re not zombies. They’re just misunderstood.